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Sunday, August 12th, 2007

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The Dreaded Alcohol Tax — Coming to a State Near You

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

I for one welcome the new face of prohabition. The plan in Anchorage, Alaska is to put a 10 percent wholesale tax on alchohol in an effort to curb drinking. The revenues raised would be used to treat alchoholism. And no surprise here, the initiative is being put fourth by MADD.

If this all sounds too familiar I suggest you sit down with your local tobacco executive and ask them how this form of prohabition has affected their industry.

First they cam efor my buddy’s cigarettes and I did not speak up . . . . . . . .

Bin Ladin Determined to Strike in US

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

Just a friendly reminder that yesterday was the anniversary of this now famous Presidential briefing to which Bush replied “All right. You’ve covered your ass, now.”

Mission Accomplished.

Yearly Kos — Is there a war going on?

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

Apparently not!!!

I have to admit I’m a little dissapointed that out of all the panels that were set up this weekend at Yearly Kos there wasn’t much discussion about how we end the war. Quite frankly I’m very dissapointed that Kos’s crew didn’t do more to include the anti-war movement.

I see that IVAW (Iraq Veterans Against the War) will be holding a breakfast tomorrow morning but it is not an event being sponsored by Yearly Kos.

In summary, I have concluded that this entire weekend was nothing more than a uber-stroke fest of ultra liberals telling each other how awesome they are. Tom summed it up the best when he said “these people think that if they jerk themselves off enough you’ll get off.”

But we had a great time and some good laughs and I will be back next year if only to see the BIO-tch’s of the BIOsphere. AND maybe next year the war will be over and it will be because some of us REALLY care about ending this war.

Oklahoma has a Global War on Terror License Plate

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Kind of ironic considering that the Oklahoma City bombing was carried out by a bunch of domestic terrorists with ties to Al-Qaeda and one of them was pulled over for not having a license plate just after the bombing.

I for one welcome our fear-mongering overlords and look forward to crawling up in a ball and sitting in the corner. Americans are a bunch of fucking pussies!!!! There, I said it!!! Sue me!!!! Call me a pussy for calling you a pussy but don’t call me late for dinner!

This is all Clinton’s fault!!!! ::wink:: ::wink::

George W. Bush Depreciates Like A Ford Taurus

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

George W. Bush Depreciates Like A Ford Taurus

Text and Illustration by Paul Mack

Like a rock.

Not long after national icon Bob Seger began singing those words, Chevrolet licensed the song to sell its line of heavy-duty trucks. Not to be outdone, GOP supporters hijacked it for their iconic leader, the perfect anthem for the decisive decider, the heavy-duty doer.

However, further analysis shows that, rather than sharing traits with a Chevy truck, George W. Bush is actually better represented by a Ford sedan.

Given that an approval rating is a measure of the value constituents place on a politician—much the same way that a Kelly Blue Book price reflects the value used car markets place on an older vehicle—turns out that President George W. Bush has depreciated at the same rate as a four-door Ford Taurus purchased new at the time of his inauguration.

George W. Bush. Built Ford tough. Ford Taurus tough.

Kitten Discovered With Eyes Spray-Painted Shut

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

Seriously, WTF is wrong with some people? This kinda shit really pisses me off!!!! Even if I didn’t own a dog and two cats I would still be angry!!! I think new laws should require whatever act was performed on the animal by the perp should have to be performed on them upon their arrest and conviction of such a crime.

Republicans were all for the Farm Bill Long Before They Were Against It

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Because they feel it just wouldn’t be fair to tax their corporate buddies. Man, I’ll never understand how a poor midwestern farmer can think that the Republinairres represent their needs.

The number of Americans who believe Saddam was responsible for 9/11 increased according to the latest polls

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Judge acquits New Orleans cop in videotaped beating (without a jury)

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

This should have been investigated by the FBI and the Justice Department as a hate crime but then again our AG is a little to busy trying to defend his President instead of doing his job of looking out for the American people!


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