Infinite Menus, Copyright 2006, OpenCube Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Bush “InteliGate” World Tour Debut

Over at the White House they are starting the process of cleansing themselves and the full administrati on of any evidence that they condoned any crimes. The latest news is that video tapes of severe torture cases were destroyed to protect the identities of the CIA in-terror-ga tors.

Today President Bush stated that he had no recollection of the tapes and their destruction. That is when you take a whiff to the air and ask yourself if you are near a cow farm full of bulls because something just does not smell right.
Read more…

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,  , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Bite Me Big Oil!

For the first time in 32 years the Congress is actually doing something about the real energy crisis here at home in America. I’m not talking about supply and demand. I’m talking about the reality that our nation is ruled by OIL. All hail his Majesty the King paid for by a generous donation by Exxon Mobil, Texaco, Chevron and Shell etc, etc.

America has a demand problem and as the largest market user of all oil based products in the world there is a market to manipulate when the ones producing the product are netting mega billions a quarter. I’m funny that way, billions of dollars in profit’s a quarter, hmm do you think they are using that profit for the greater good? I don’t think so either. Trillions are to be made on the open market and when you have billions of dollars piling up quarter after quarter it posses a ledger problem that becomes an accountants nightmare. If it isn’t spent on “Research and Development or other purposes investing in the corporation then those profits are taxable. Then again, maybe not given all the subsidies to the oil companies under W.
Read more…

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , ,  , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

A Rare Sighting in Congress: Vertebrae

No you aren’t hallucinatin g. “Congress and “vertebrae ” in the same sentence — for this brief moment anyway — is not an oxymoron.

There have actually been two — TWO! — spinal sightings in Congress in the past two days. Enjoy the moment. The one that’s really gotten the wingnuts’ panties in a bunch is Pete Stark’s comment:
Read more…

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Joe Biden, Statesman Enough for You?

For the record I kind of like Senator Joe Biden for a couple of reasons for President. He isn’t afraid to put his neck out on the line on any issue and he backs his stance up with the facts needed to do so. There isn’t an “Um, um, (cough, little bit of throw up there in the back of the throat) when he speaks when asked about any topic. His recall of facts immediately come forth and he tells the voters why he has the position he has and then follows up why the voter should have the same thought process.

Of all of the Democrat’s running for President I would have to favor Senator Biden over all of them when it comes to foreign policy. Unlike a former beauty pageant contestant, Joe Biden seems to know all there is about the world conflicts and he does not need a map to know where they are. I tend to doubt that the rest of the candidates other than Bill Richardson could go toe to toe with him on issues to do with conflict around the world.
Read more…

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Bush to Kids: Yo Momma!

Lame DuckGeorge W. Bush, hugely unpopular, widely known to have issues speaking basic english, and the lamest of ducks, has finally found an emeny his size.

Little kids.
Read more…

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , ,

Who’s Really Running Our Country?

This quote falls in to the “I’m-not-sur prised-but-I -still-find- it-disturbin g” category.

“It was relatively easy for me to read the sitting president’ s body language after he had talked to his mother or father,” Mr. Card said. “Sometimes he’d ask me a probing question. And I’d think, Hmm, I don’t think that question came from him.”

It begs the question as to who is really running our country. Most certainly, as W packs up and heads to Kennebunkpor t for the annual Bush family soirée and then onto Texas to play on his hobby ranch, it’s not us - you know, the of the people, for the people, by the people brand of us.

Read more…

Tags:  , , , , , , ,

George W. Bush Depreciates Like A Ford Taurus

George W. Bush Depreciates Like A Ford Taurus

Text and Illustration by Paul Mack

Like a rock.

Not long after national icon Bob Seger began singing those words, Chevrolet licensed the song to sell its line of heavy-duty trucks. Not to be outdone, GOP supporters hijacked it for their iconic leader, the perfect anthem for the decisive decider, the heavy-duty doer.

However, further analysis shows that, rather than sharing traits with a Chevy truck, George W. Bush is actually better represented by a Ford sedan.

Given that an approval rating is a measure of the value constituents place on a politician much the same way that a Kelly Blue Book price reflects the value used car markets place on an older vehicle—tu rns out that President George W. Bush has depreciated at the same rate as a four-door Ford Taurus purchased new at the time of his inauguration .

George W. Bush. Built Ford tough. Ford Taurus tough.

Tags: , , , ,

Republican Fashion Update: Orange is the New Red

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
Read more…

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

The number of Americans who believe Saddam was responsible for 9/11 increased according to the latest polls

I wonder why? Here’s Bush’s latest speech with only the words Iraq, 9/11, al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden visible.

And if that link wasn’t a good enough visual for you, here’s his speech tagged, larger font are words he used most often. Apparently he is also trying to link women to terrorism and Al-C.I.A.da as well.
Read more…

Tags: , , , , , , ,

Stacking the Deck, And Rigging Questions: Honesty Burried In The Humor

The President shouldn’t dabble in humor and leave that to his speech writers. Unscripted, we see W reveal himself in Cleveland one more time.

Q Well, this may seem like it was rigged, Mr. President, but there are –

THE PRESIDENT: Okay. There have been a few rigged questions in my day. (Laughter.) I’m not telling you which way they were rigged, though. (Laughter.)

Read more…

Tags:  , , , , , , , ,